The World Series version:
Our Father, who art at Fenway...
Baseball be thy game.
Thy Nation come,
Playoffs need to be won,
On Earth, then on to the Cask 'n' Flagon.
Give us this day, a perfect Papi,
And forgive us our losses,
As we forgive those,
Like Bill Buckner.
And lead us not, into desperation
But deliver us from any losses.
For thine is the Power,
And the Glory,
To beat the Rockies,
Forever and ever....the Yankees suck